Top 5 Lewd Things You Can Do in Anime

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April 1, huh? Is it that time of the year again? Right, I suppose it’s time for another dumb post. For this year’s April Fool’s day, I’m going to write a list of lewd things you can do in anime. In no particular order:

1. Kabedon

I mean, who doesn’t like kabedon? There’s nothing like a good one where a character, whose normally reserved and timid, out of the blue, shows a sudden pang of sexual desire with a good kabedon. Highly effective, as you can see in the screenshot above.
 

2. Making eye contact

Most prevalent in shoujo series, there’s just something hilarious about just how over-dramatic they make the trope appears to be, to the point that it feels like a bishounen’s glare has so much power it can impregnate our resident shoujo heroines. Be careful, eye contacts are dangerous.
 

3. Calling first names

It may be a culture thing, but I honestly don’t give a flying fuck whether or not people call me by my first name or last name. That’s certainly not what the Japanese thinks though, obviously as they only let the people most intimate to them call them by their first names. From someone outside of this culture, it’s amusing seeing someone calling a moe anime character by her first name, and blushing so madly; her face as red as the sun itself.
 

4. Smell *kun* *kun*

In my opinion, one of the more underappreciated trope if we’re talking about lewd things in anime. There can be nothing more lewder than a moe anime girl approaching another moe anime girl, sniffing, ideally with the *kun**kun* sound effect, and proclaiming just how good her smell is and how much that smell makes her all hot and bothered. …Okay, I lied, that last part never actually happened in that particular episode of Flip Flappers.
 

5. Holding hands

Yup, you probably knew this is coming. I know I did, and Maki and Nico certainly did too. This is the lewdest thing you will ever find in the world of anime. The kind of scenes that should have been censored, the scenes that rival even the most explicit hentai, the scenes that will even have adults astonished at the depth of indecency humans are capable of. Hands-holding, the lewdest, most immoral act to be committed in the world of anime.

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This entry was posted by Kai.

3 thoughts on “Top 5 Lewd Things You Can Do in Anime

  1. Where is the trigger warning for this post? I was not prepared for this and this post should get a content ban.

    Jokes aside, I’d also add indirect kiss and sharing an umbrella to the list!

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